Just for the record, it’s been one month since this stretch of our time on Earth became Historically Interesting (but in the very bad sense implied by Chinese proverbs).
In other news, today I was interviewed for The Setup, which sounds like it might be a gangster movie, but it’s actually a website where various and sundry nerds talk about the gear they use for work. Huge thanks to Daniel Bogan for the invitation, and especially for going through with it even after I subjected him to several rounds of threadjabber about how his website performs a perverse Marxist reversal towards conspicuous production and productivity fetishism. For those unfamiliar, Bogan is a delightful Australian man who assumes the moniker @waferbaby, and yet recently had the good fortune to acquire a genuine human baby.
If you haven’t visited The Setup before, do yourself a favor and browse around. The interview with John McAfee is just remarkable. It’s almost like he’s channeling some sort of Hunter Thompson who emerged from the ooze of the dotcom boom.
My tools for national security consulting are primarily a semi-auto .22 rifle with a silencer. They are virtually completely silent and can pierce car doors and other light armor. They are perfect for urban environments.
My accessory tools are mostly extremely strong espresso and research chemicals from China that are classed as “Smart Drugs”. They allow me to solve 2nd order partial differential equations in my head and to spontaneously create 4 dimensional images of software structures that I can mentally manipulate.
I also do my most productive security designs while having extended sex. I apologize if you think I am pulling your legs but, God’s truth, these are the facts.
Erik Spiekermann’s interview reveals his taste to be precise and totally impeccable. No surprise there. And you can really hear his voice in the prose — glib and yet totally serious: “Yes, I do have residences in all those places.” It makes me miss Berlin.
And it appears that Bruce Schneier either does not have an arsenal of magical security gear, or else he is too shrewd to disclose it on a gear blog. If anything at all is true in the Schneier post — and this is not just an act of misdirection for would-be attackers — I’m just damn surprised that he doesn’t use Linux.
One thing that’s not surprising is how much overlap I have with Ben Welsh, a data journalist at the LA Times who also started PastPages, a continuously updated archive of front pages for news websites.
(Sidenote: one of the stranger things I’ve noticed about the general perception of data journalism is that many people assume it’s boring work, or even that data journalists themselves are dull. Totally false. These people are hackers, not accountants. In fact, data journalists are often among the most clever, creative, and even subversive people in any newsroom. These are the ones pushing the field forward. /Sidenote)
At any rate, you should check out The Setup to learn about things you can buy for work.Comments closed